Thursday, October 18, 2012
"FACE": "IV'E JUST MET A FACE, A TIME, A GIRL, A PLACE, THAT FATE CAN'T ERASE,: FALLIN, YES I AM FALLIN, CALLIN, SHE KEEPS CALLIN, CALLIN ME BACK AGAIN", : EXCERPT FROM A " SONGBOOK BY 'SELF' "..CAN MY "BFF" ROCK OR WHAT..OVER 400 MORE "GEMS" AWAITING DISCOVERY BY THE "PUBLIC" & " MUSIC INDUSTRY"..SADLY, I DON'T SING, EITHER DOES HE, & ALL THE " WANNA BEES" HE'S COME IN CONTACT W/ ARE EITHER " PLASTIC, UNTALENTED, OR PLAIN CRAZY{ EXCEPT U, DARLIN, THE CHIQUITA VOCALIST FROM "AMESTERDAM, HOLLAND, WHO ACTUALLY "CALLED"..GOT TO COMPLICATED FOR HIM, THIS ELECTRONIC 4 SQUARE STUFF& NO GUARANTEES WON'T BE RIPPED OFF, IN SPITE OF COPYRIGHTS{ TRY ENFORCING COPYRTS .ACROSS THE OCEAN, AS HIS BIG BRO. POINTED OUT, IT JUST DOESN'T ADD UP.TOO BAD, CAUSE THIS GAL CAN REALLY SING, ROCK, & SHAKE& IS JUSY GORGEOUS, TOO BOOT " SHE WAS A FINALIST ON " HOLLAND'S X FACTOR"( I LISTENED TO HER AUDITION ON AN X FACTOR VIDEO,, ON HER WEB SITE..SHE'S JUST " SUPER".. IF SHE LIVED IN AMERICA,IT WOULD BE A DIFFERENT OUTCOME. SO, BACK TO " TROLLING FOR FEMALE SINGERS WHO SOUND LIKE WKITNEY, AMY, DONNA, TAYLOR DAYNE, JANIS J.,TONI B., & HAVE THE SPIRIT OF ROBERT PLANT, THE SOUL OF PATTI LABELLE& THE THE RANGE OF FREDDIE MERCURY..SOME TALL ORDER TO FILL. HEY, THIS "BFF" OF MINE IS "WORTH THE EFFORT". HE " LOVES" & HELPS US "CRITTERS", ALWAYS & FOREVER, & LOVES US MORE THEN LIFE. SIGH......OH, WHERE R U GUYS, "ALVIN & THE CHIPMUNKS", & DO U HAVE ANY SINING COUSINS???ADIOS.ZZZZ.....
Wednesday, October 17, 2012
"ROMNEY LIES AGAIN";HE'S BUSTED": CROWLEY, CNN MODERATOR, COMING LIVE FROM MY BFF'S ALMAMATER..HOFSTRA UNIVERSITY{ HOME TO JOE WILLY NAMATH & JETS FOR SUMMER PRACTICES MANY YEARS AGO..CIRCA 1966, 67, & SO ON}..YES, ALL U " ROMNEY SUPPORTERS". U SHOULD BE USED TO "LIAR LIAR PANTS ON FIRE ";ROMNEY'S/RYANS VERSION OF POLITICO & HISTORY..SADLY, EVEN WHEN PRES. OBAMA GETS IT RIGHT, HE LETS IT SLIP FROM HIS GRASP..IMAGINE, LETTING MRS HILARY CLINTON, SEC OF STATE, COME OUT IN PUBLIC TAKING BLAME FOR THE DEATH OF AMERICANS RECENTLY IN THAT " TERRORIST ATTACK"..THATS "AMERICAN POLITICS"..GIVE THE PEOPLE WHAT THEY WANT TO HEAR; GIVE THEM A "SCAPEGOAT"..COVER UP..COVER UP, EVEN IF U YOURSELF R BLAMELESS & TOTALLY HONEST.. "PLAY THE DIRTY GAME CALLED " POLITICS";A NEW CONCEPT?? AN " HONEST POLITICIAN". THE WIFE OF MY "BFF" REPEATEDLY, OTRA VEZ & OTRA VEZ MAS TIEMPOS, SAYS THERE ARE NO " HONEST POLITICIANS"..SURPRISE..SURPRISE..THIS GREAT COUNTRY IS " RUN " BY 1%OF POPULATION:( TAUGHT IN BASIC ECON 100/101 AT THE LOCALE TAMPA COMM COLLEGE, BY A NOW RETIRED "PROFESSORIAL & BUS. GENIUS} "RUTHLESS BANKERS, BUS. MEN, POLITICIANS, & DON'T FORGET THE HEALTH CAREINDUSTRY{JUST HOW DID FL GOV SCOTT EXACTLY ESCAPE "SCOTT FREE", WHILE OTHERS AT "COLUMBIA HEALTHCARE BUST INVOLVING FRAUD CHARGES "WENT TO JAIL..OH, HIS "GET OUT OF JAIL CARD" ENTITILED HIM{ SEEMS LIKE HEAR WE GO AGAIN W/ POLITICIAN FREEBIES & FAVORS}TO OPEN ADMISSIONS AT GOV OF FL OFFICE( DO U BELIEVE HE " TURNED DOWN "TONS OF FEDERAL MONEY FOR "MODERN RAIL SYSTEM THAT OTHER STATE GOV'S JUST GOBBLED UP}. HMM, MAYBE ARNOLD CAN TRY TO GET THIS GUY RECALLED & "RUN" FOR THAT POSITION??????} PLZ DON'T FORGET THE OIL INDUSTRIES{ OIL DSISATERS & SPILLS ASIDE, DAMN THE TORPEDOES & ITS ALMOST FULL AHEAD " OIL DRILLING" NEARER THE COAST, TILL NEXT ACCIDENT, SPILL OCCURS}, TO NAME A FEW. THE LATE GREAT " W.C. FIELDS" ECHOED "PT BARNUM'S QUOTE: " NEVER GIVE A SUCKER AN EVEN BREAK". TRUER WORDS WERE NEVER SAID BETTER, IN JEST OR IN EARNEST SERIOUSNESS. SINCE PRE-FOUNDING FATHERS OF AMERICA " STOLE" MANHATTAN ISLE FROM THE NATIVE AMERICANS, THE DESCENDANTS JUST KEPT GOING: MANIFEST DESTINY PUT GODS STAMP OF APPROVAL ON OUR MARCH TO THE PACIFIC; OUR INSTIGATING A TRUMPED UP WAR W/MEXICO TO STEAL " MODERN DAY TEXAS & SURROUNDING LANDS RIGHT THRU GOOD OLE CALIFORNI{ HI, ARNOLD..IN ADDITION TO UR ILLEGIMATE LOVE CHILD, U HAVE DECEIVED THE " REMAINIG KENNEDY CLAN{ CONDOLENCES TO MARIA}.U ALSO " DAMAGED UP UP CALIFORNI'S ECONOMY WORSE THEN THE GOV, U HAD RECALLED FOR WEAKENING THE ALREADY DAMAGED CA ECONOMY} THAT U MANAGED TO MAKE WORSE. JUST SHOWS U HOW " GREAT HOLLYWOOD" IS AT RUNNING ANY FORM OF GOV'T..SHOUTOUT TO LATE PRES REAGAN, WHO PUT USA INTO TRIPLE( OR WAS IT DOUBLE?}TRILLION DIGIT DOLLAR DEBT UNDER GUISE OF " STAR WARS", WHICH ONLY SERVED TO TURN UP THE "RUSSIAN'S TEMP., SO TO SPEAK. MORAL OF STORY: LATE GEORGE CARLIN SAID IT BEST, I FEEL: " HE, MR CARLIN, WON'T VOTE. HIS REASON;" NEXT DAY DON'T COME COMPLAINING TO ME ABOUT SO & SO GETTING ELECTED, WHOM WILL NOW PROCEED TO RUIN GOOD OLE USA"..I PARAPHRASED LATE MR CARLINS WORDS OUT OF ONE OF HIS MANY " HILARIOUS" ROUTINES. { DID U EVER HEAR HIS "AIRPLANE FART SHTICK..UTTERLY MIND BLOWING( NO PUN INTENDED} FUNNY..PREPARE TO HOLD ON..U'LL LAUGH SO HARD}.. AMERICA WAS A "GREAT COUNTRY", UNTIL "LIARS OF INDUSTRY & POLITICS" GOT CARTE BLANCHE TO " RAPE AMERICANS OF THEIR " RIGHTS, NOT TO MENTION THERE TAX DOLLARS, WHILE STASHING AWAY THEIR OWN ILL GOTTEN GAINS( OFFSHORE, NATCH}..QUESTION" JUST HOW MANY " CHINESE IMMIGRANTS " WERE FORCED TO WORK ON THE " TRANS -CONTINENTAL RAILROAD" CONSTRUCTION JOB..HOW MANY WERE KILLED, NEVER ACCOUNTED FOR AGAIN, NOT EVEN IN " AMERICA'S CLEANED UP VERSION OF IT'S OWN HISTORY..AT LEAST THOSE WHO STILL CARE ABOUT " HUMAN RIGHTS & SUFFERING, CAN RESEARCH W/A GOOD DEGREE OF ACCURACY, THE VICTIMS OF SLAVERY IN THE USA; THE VICTIMS OF THE HOLOCAST; & MANY OTHER " ATROCITIES". TRY TO " GOOGLE" HOW MANY " NATIVE AMERICAN WOMEN, CHILDREN, OLD PEOPLE, & WARRIORS, WERE AMBUSHED, SLAUGHTERED,FORCED ON " DEATH MARCHES( WHO SAID " BATAAN DEATH MARCH" WAS ONLY IMPORTANT EVENT OF ITS KIND..PROBABLY " HOLLYWOOD"..SO, MR. PRESIDENT,MR.(EX-GOV] ROMMNEY, & UR COHORTS, SCUSE ME WHILE, IN WORDS OF LATE GREAT "JIMMY HENDRIX", I " KISS THE SKY", ASSUMING THERE R UNPOLUTED LAYERS STILL LEFT SOMEWHERE. NO THANKS, I'LL COUNT MY "CACHE OF NUTS", MY BLESSINGS, & CAUSE "MINIMAL CONFUSION" AT HOME, W/ MY " CREATURE COHABITENTS", CAUSE THEY CERTAINLY ARE " TRUER, HONEST, & BETTER COMPANY THAN 99.9% OF U SO CALLED " HUMANOIDS"..PS..WON'T DIVULGE MY PICK TO VOTE FOR..EVERYONE KNOWS " SQUIRRELS" CAN'T VOTE..YET, ANYWAY..ADIOS..
Tuesday, October 16, 2012
" GOOGLE CEO SHOUTOUT"..SOME GOOGLING{ GET IT ?????..GUESS NOT. OH WELL}..ERIC SCHMIDT SEEMS TO HAVE " ACTUALLY : CALLED ON SEPT 9TH, {OR SO}& SPOKE W/ MY "BFF", OTHERWISE LOVING REFERRED TO AS " THAT BIG OLD DUMB MOOSE{ ANYONE HEARD OF " ROCKY & BULLWINKLE"?}ANYWAY,,SEEMS HE IS WHO HE CLAIMED TO BE..WHAT A SHOCKER??. WHAT WOULD UR RESPONSE BE IF U WERE TOLD SO & SO, CEO FROM SO & SO, CALLED, & WANTS TO CHAT??????TOO BAD MY BFF WAS IN MIDST OF HYPER TENSIVE CRISIS{ PER HIPPA, UNABLE TO DIVULGE ANYMORE DATA}..RESULT,,MY BFF " DISCLOSED HIS HYPER TENSIVE SITUATION, THAT HE WAS UNABLE TO RISK ANY FURTHER EXCERBATION, & THAT HE WAS & DID HANG UP ON HIM. IN ALL FAIRNESS TO MY "BFF", THE MAN'S RESPONSE AS TO THE NATURE OF THE " GOOGLE PLEA POSTINGS " FOR ACTUAL GOOGLE CUSTOMER SERVICE" PUT ON GOO
GLES WEB SITE, IN PART ACTUALLY INSTRUCTED BY RECEPTION OF GOOGLE E MAILS FROM GOOGLE SITE, TO EXPLAIN SAID PROBLEM, EVIDENTLY WERE " NEWS " TO THE "MAN". SURPRISINGLY, THE HANG UP DID NOT RESULT IN GOOGLE TAKING REPRISAL ACTION..READING THE "GOOGLE" HELP COMPLANT POSTING SITE, GAVE ME JUST THE OPPOSITE EXPECTATION{ CUSTOMERS W/ ONGOING "PROBLEMS" NOT BEING RESOLVED, ENDURING MONTHS AT TIMES OF FRUSTRATION> EITHER KHARMA STILL FAVORS US, OR AN UNKNOWN PIECE OF GOOD LUCK OCCURED; EITHER WAY, THE 2 BLOGS STILL ARE ACCESSIBLE & KEEP ADDING NEW POSTS. WHAT A RELEIF..I, PEANUTS, DO NOT ENJOY SHOPPING MY BLOG FOR A DIFFERENT WEB SITE HOME..AS LONG AS " MR CEO SCHMIDT" & GOOGLE BLOG BLAZER ALLOW ME ACCESS TO & ENABLE THE FUNCTIONING OF, MY 2 BLOGS, I WILL KEEP ON " TYPING..TRYING TO REACH OUT ACROSS THE GLOBE, TO STIR & HOPEFULLY MOTIVATE OTHERS, WHATEVER THERE SPECIE OR PLACE OF ORIGIN, TO MAKE " INTERESTING, HOPEFULLY REVELANT, WORHWHILE, & POSSIBLEY HUMOROUS COMMENTS ONLINE"..TRUE, IT TAKES "SOME EFFORT" & EVEN
CONCENTRATION", TO COME UP W/ ORIGNAL, INTERESTING THOUGHTS &INSIGHTS.. GOT TO GO. LITTLE HANDS{ PAWS, IF U WILL, R TIRING, ACHING{ ARTHRITIS, ETC}. YAWN. PAST A SQUIRRELS BED TIME, TOO. ZZZZZZZZ
"ANCIENT PARABLE/DILEMA" : WILL SHAKESPEARE'S " TO BE OR NOT TO BE'{ is that a question, statement, or conditional choice?? ONLY WILL KNEW & HE AIN'T TELLING. " IT'S A LONG TIME COMING, IT'S A LONG TIME GONE"{ COURTESY OF " CROSBY, STILLS, NASH..W/OUT NEIL YOUNG}. " IT APPEARS TO BE A LONG TIME, IT APPEARS TO BE A LONG TIME, BEFORE THE DAWN"..PER CSN}WHAT ARE THEY SAYING..IS THIS THE "PROVERBIAL, TIME IMMORIAL QUESTION ASKED: WHEN WILL THE " DAWNING OF MAN ARRIVE{ THE 2ND AGE OF ENLIGHTENMENT, I PREFER TO SAY}..WHAT THE F***. MAN, THAT HOMONIOD CREATURE, SAVAGE BEAST, REDUCED TO " GENOCIDE, ATROCITIES OF THE VILEST NATURE, & A CARNIVOR, TO BOOT..MOST " PREDATORY CARNIVORS THRU TIME BECOME EXTINCT..ENOUGH SAID..HEY, APOCALYPSE, WHERE ARE U NOW..ON SOME NOT TO DISTANT GALAXY, WRECKING HAVOC & FINAL DESTRUCTION. IS THE lONG TIME COMING" TRUELY COMING B4 THE "DAWN" ??????THIS SQUIRRELY{ SHOUT OUT TO A CERTAIN UNAMED " CERTIFIED GENIUS SEVERAL TIMES OVER TAMPA DOCTOR..}{ U KNOW WHO U ARE.}.THANKS FOR TAKING TIME OUT FROM UR OVERBOOKED SCHEDULE TO READ THIS BLOG..STOP BY ANY TIME..I'LL KEEP THE NITE FIRE BURNING,A LITE IN THE "GOOGLE BLOG BLAZER WINDOW", THE HOT CHOCALTE BUBBLING..YES, WE SQUIRRELS DO LIKE OUR HOT CHOCOLATE..& WE LEARNED FROM " SMOKEY THE BEAR" , HOW TO PREVENT FOREST FIRES, UNLIKE " STUPID, CARELESS, SOMETIMES PSYCHO HUMANOIDS..GOTTA GO,, PUSSYCAT SOPHIA IS ON THE " HUNT " AGAIN,,I HEAR HER " SINGING",,GOT TO RAISE THE DRAWBRIDGE & MAN THE BASTIONS..WHERE ARE THOSE BASTIONS, ANYWAY....ADIOS.. AMIGOS y AMIGAS...VAYA CON DIOS...HASTA MANANA..
Saturday, October 13, 2012
" FACEBOOK SAM,PERSIAN COUSIN MEOWS:"I'M BACK, FOR A REPRISE..ANOTHER CURTAIN CALL..NEVER HEARD ANY " STANDING OVATION"..NO DAM REASON FOR ELATION..PERHAPS, LIKE " RHIANNON" RISING ONCE EVERY 100 YRS{ GOOGLE FLEETWOOD MAC'S LIVE " RHIANON"..STEVIE NICKS & THE MATES AT THEIR VERY BEST, ALIVE..MICK FLEETWOODS DRUMMONG & HAIR ARE SUPEREB.. LATE JOHN MACVIES BOOMING BASS IS UNMISTAKEBLY UNEARTHLY..CHRISTY MACVIES KEYBOARDS & VOICE COME FROM ANGELS ABOVE..LINDSAY BUCKINGHAM IS A " DOUBLE MAESTRO"..BOTH VOCALS & GUITARIST EXTRODAINAIRE.. TRULELY A " SUPER GROUP">>>19X'S PLATINUM FOR BEST ALBUM EVER " RUMORS"..YES..IT BEATS OUT " ZEPPELIN' ONLY IN AWARDS, NOT IN SOUND..NOT FAIR TO COMPARE LIKES OF " JIMMY PAGE, LATE JOHN BONHAM, JOHN PAUL JONES & BEST SOUL R&B ROCKER OF THE AGES: " MR ROBERT PLANT{ CO-EARNED "5" GRAMMYS RECENTLY, W/ OUT " ZEP"...PS..GIVE A GOOGLE TO LATE JOHN BONHAM'S SON, JASON..HE FILLED IN FOR LONDON GIG W/REUNITED PAGE/PLANT FOR HOMAGE TRIBUTE TO LATE LABEL ICON OWNER OF "ARTISTA", ( I HOPE I GOT THIS FACT RIGHT..HIS NAME IS AMEL .............. ANYWAY, THE KID DRUMMER PLAYED NOTE FOR NOTE HIS DA'DS PARTS.{ IN ZEPPELIN 1975 LIVE CONCERT DVD, SHOWS A YOUNG JASON BONHAM PLAYINGAT HOME ON A MINATURE DRUM SET, EMULATING "DAD"..AMAZING TALENTED MUSICIANS..PLEASE DON'T GET ME STARTED. I GO BACK TO " THE FORTUNES" 1965 HIT: " YUV GOT UR TROUBLES, IV'E GOT MINE"..PALYED IN HIGH SCHOOL ROCK BAND, ORCHESTRA& BOTH SCHOOL & JAZZ BAND>>HEY, MR. COOL XA SEPE, ARE U STILL WAILING AWAY ON UR TRUMPHET , CUTTING THUR THE DARKNESS WHEN THE STAGE HANDS CUT THE LIGHTS TO BRING DOWN THE CURTAIN.
" ODE TO A LIFE" : WHETHER SQUIRREL, BFF, OR MAN, EVEN ALIEN, ALL FIT THE PLAN"}:LIGHT THE LITES. HOIST THE SAIL. CANCEL ALL FUTURE MAIL..NO TIME LEFT TO SUBSCRIBE. NO MORE ROCKING JIVE. FINALLY ARRIVED..PUSH OR SHOVE..CLEAR THE PATH ABOVE..WITH UR EAR DOWN TO THE GROUND.EVEN IF UR FALLING DOWN. OH SUCH A DISTINCTIVE SOUND..YOU'VE BEEN FOUND..BY FATHER TIME'S HOUND..HIS BARK SO LOUDLY RESOUNDS. CALLING ROLL FOR THE FINALE..LIKE A SUPER ROAD RALLY..NOT A MOMENT TO DALLY. STANDING TALL, LIKE A ROCK..CARVED OUT OF GRANITE BLOCK. STRIKE UP THE BAND..THERES NO ROOM LEFT TO STAND..ALL ABORAD, THIS MAGIC CARPET RIDE..TAKING THE SOULS OF THOSE WHO DIED..THE NITE'S STILL YOUNG..GATES CLOSING FAST,THE HARP'S STRUNG..SEE U ON THE OTHER SIDE..U KNOW I NEVER LIED..I'VE GOT MY PRIDE..IF THIS TALE'S COME TRUE, U KNOW I'VE DIED..WHEN NUMBERS FAIL..WHEN HEARTS BREAK APART..WHEN BODIES FAIL..WHEN EVERYTHING COMES TO NO AVAIL.. FIND THE SCHEDULE FOR THE NEXT RAIL..THAT'S THE MAGIC CARPET RIDING THIS RAIL..TAKING SOULS OF THOSE THAT FAIL..FAIL LIFES FINAL TEST..ALWAYS TO FINISH 2ND BEST..IF THERE DOES EXIST ANOTHER SIDE..BEYOND THIS WORLD,AT THE END OF THIS RIDE. THEN, ALL IS NOT IN VAIN.. PERHAPS ONE WILL START AGAIN.. TILL THEN..ADIOS..
Thursday, October 11, 2012
"DINOSAURS VS. SQUIRRELS: NO S--T SHERLOCK{HOLMES, THAT IS; THE WORLD'S SMARTEST DETECTIVE..FACT OR FICTION..DID U KNOW "JAMES BOND" ACTUALLY IS BASED ON " EXPERIENCES " OF MI5'S IYAN FLEMING, A REAL SUPER SPY}.{ AS FOR "SHERLOCK HOLMES, REALLY DON'T THINK SO.DOYLE CONNOR WAS NO " SECRET AGENT" FOR LONDON}. FLASH FORWARD TO NOW.."PREDATOR VS. ALIEN"..ENTIRELY WITHIN REALM OF POSSIBILTIES, SOMWHERE OUT IN THE GALAXIES BEYOND TIME.{ BASIC QUANTUM PHYSICS..STILL TAUGHT IN SQUIRREL SCHOOLS ACROSS THE WORLD..BUY THE BIT, BUY THE PREMISE{ THATS WHAT LATE GREAT KING OF LATE NIGHT TALK SHOWS USED TO SAY ABOUT HIS " COMEDY SHTICKS"}IN PRE-HISTORIC TIMES, MOST EVERYTHING CAME IN " SUPER SIZES"..DINO WAS "HUGE..( DID CAVEMAN GROOVE ON DEAN MARTIN RECORDS????}. IMAGINE A 50 FOOT SQUIRREL, JAWS THE SIZE OF KING KONG, DRIPPING WITH DAGGER INSCISSORS THAT CUT THRU CONCRETE & STEEL, SNAPPING BONE WITH EASE.. RAZOR SHARP FOOT LONG CLAWS DANGLING FROM EACH TOE{ 8 IN FRONT, 10 IN REAR}..ABLE TO "LEAP" TALL SKYSCRAPERS WITH A SINGLE BOUND. SUPER SENSORS DETECT " PREY" MILES AWAY..AABLE TO " EXCAVATE" AN ESCAPE TUNNEL OR SET AN AMBUSH UNDERGROUND IN SECONDS, THIS IS ONE " SERIOUS BEAST". NO NEED TO HIDE IN " TREES" ROM TERYDACTOLS; WHAT LIVING CREATURE WOULD DARE " RUN" US OVER. OH OH.. NEED A BREAK.TIRED. ROUGH FEW WEEKS. MY BFF HAS BEEN DOWN & OUT, MOSTLY DOWN. HAVE TO WATCH OVER HIM, THE DUMB YORKIE, & STILL BEING " PURSUED" BY NEWEST AQUISITION : SOPHIA, THE SPANISH, ITALIAN PUSSYCAT DOLL. EVEN " GOT OFF MY " SUBJECT", AS THOUGH THIS SORT OF THING EVER HAPPENED B4. REALITY CHECK..NAP TIME. ADIOS. ZZZZZZZPS, NO TIME FOR SPELL CHECK( AS IF I REALLY KNOW HOW TO USE IT}.
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