Tuesday, April 1, 2014
DEFY" ANYONE " STILL BREATHING " "AIR" " TO SIMPLY " REMAIN STATIONERY; STATUESQUE; STONE-LIKE( NOT "STONED"); IIMOBILE, OR OTHERWISE" UNAFFECTED". ONE SIMPLY WOULD BE " DEAD'( NOT "DEAD>>AS IN " DEADHEADS"..AKA, " GRATEFUL DEAD ""FOLLOWERS".( AKIN TO THE "LEMONS STORMING THE SEA CLIFFS EN-MASS"
3 5 14 UPDATE: WHILE UNDER "ASSAULT/MASS ATTACK OF THE " ROOFERS"( AS IN "ROOF REPAIR PEOPLE", NOT AS IN " ROOFIES"'. PUMPING "UP" THE VOLUME", SADLY, DOES NOT WORK..WHERE OH WHERE DID I " HIDE" THAT " SOUUTERN COMFORT" BOTTLE, ANYWAY. OH YEH, RIGHT ON; "SHE( THE MA"), ACTUALLY " HID" ALL FROM MY " BFF"(DAD). TOO BAD..TOO SAD.. PASS THE HEADPHONES, IF U PLEASE. MUST RESORT TO " HIDDEN MWOD". AKA: "LED ZEPPLEIN"; "LIVE FROM MADISON SQUARE GARDEN, NATCH>
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U SAY IT'S MY BIRTHDAY"!!: HOORAH. HOOOORA. MADE IT. WHO KNEW? REALLY TRAVELLED FAR. " FELL(HMM..WAS I "PUSHED") OUT OF NEST ONTO " CRUEL MOTHER EARTH", SURROUNDED BY RED ANTS, ABOUT TO BE " DEVOURED"; "NICE " YOUNG LADY" RESCUED ME, REALIZED " RESPONSIBILITY" OF CARING FOR " HELPLESS, HAIRLESS, " PINKY" SQUIRREL"( NOT MY NAME/DESCRIPTIVE CHOICE, HOWEVER, THAT WAS " NOT" THE MOMENT TO " KNOCK HUMANOIDS"..PLENTY OF TIME LATER ON..FATE WAS NOT "MY HUNTER( OLD MOVIE QUOTE:"FATE WAS THE HUNTER"( NO TIME TO " GOOGLE THIS"..HELP UR SELF); MY "TRAIL LED ME TO "MA" & DAD". "MA" JUMPED RIGHT IN W/ DOG(UGH) PUPPY FORMULA, EYEDROPERS& "WARM BOX". "MA"( YES SHE DID) TCARIED ME IN "NEST" TO WORK, NURSING( NOT BREAST FEEDING,( U FEW " DUMMIES") ME W/(UGH), THE FORMULA, TILL I GREW BIG ENOUGH TO REMAIN AT MY NEW ADDRESS( PRIVACY ACT REQUIRES ME NOT TO DEVULGE THIS). "DA", WAS "CHICKEN"; AFRAID TO "DROWN" ME W/ EYE DROPPER FEEDINGS( MUST TAKE CARE NOT TO HAVE FORMULA "LEAK OUT OF MY NOSE", CAUSE THIS COULD GIVE ME PNEUMONIA, OR SUFFOCATE ME>FACTOID IN "EVENT" ANY OF U READERS COME UPON AN " ABANDED BABY SQUIRREL, OR ANY CRITTER. MY " LIFE" HAS " MORPHED" INTO A " SQUIRREL'S DREAM,A VIRTUAL "PARADISE ON EARTH"; A "REFUGE BEYOND A SQUIRREL'S WILDEST DREAMS"( GOT THAT RIGHT..WE SURE DO "DREAM"..FACT IS..GET SOME REALLY GOOD STUFF TO "WRITE" FROM MY " NAPS..ZZZZZ. THE " CHERRY ON TOP" OF MY "CAKE"( YES, I "EAT CAKE..SO, WHERE IS MY BIRTHDAY CAKE, ANYWAY); I HAVE A "PERMANENT BFF", TO CLIMB ALL OVER, OCCAISSONALLY " SCRATCH, EVEN "CHASE"* U SHOULD SEE ME " NIPPING" HIS HEELS>>HE MOVES FOR A " HANDICAPPER" ; HE " BUIYS" ME " PREMIUM" NUTS, FRESH VEGGIES,PLUS MANY OTHER " GOOD THINGS TO EAT, TONS OF TOYS(CHEWABLE, OF COURSE); YES, THERE IS THE "YORKIE"; POOR DUMB BEAST THAT HE IS( YES, HE IS "HOW CUTE"..THAT "REDICULUS PHRASE" WOMEN SEEM TO BABBLE);PLUS, " SOPHIA", THE "QUEEN OF THE DOMAIN", WHO "TOLERATES "YORKIE", WATCHES SQUIRRELS OUTSIDE FROM HER PERCH INDOORS( NO OUTSIDE CRITTERS HERE), AND " DAD" HAS " CONVINCED "THE MIGHTY FELINE HUNTER( PRETTY TORTOISE SHELL COLORING) TO "LEAVE" ME BE; SHE IS "INTELLIGENT", UNLIKE " YORKIE"< & REALIZED "I" AM " PAWS, CLAWS OFF. " WHEW"( I AM A BIT SLOWER( LOST A TOE, TOO), & A " BIT" LARGER. ENOUGH SAID. AN ODE TO LATE " JOHN LENNON'S SONG HERE: " YOU SAY IT'S YOUR B/DAY, YOU ARE GONNA HAVE A GOOD TIME"..VERY FITTING..CHOW.
=/google chrome is in my humble opinion), the " most frustrating/poorly designed internet service from a customer service point of view/ and a " nightmare if one " allows " Google to "take over" all your "internet sign in accounts" ..if only "I" had the "dough" of ""GATES/BUFFET/( EVEN A "REPUBLICAN DYNASTY), I WOULD " SUE "GOOGLE" AND IT'S ENTIRE STAFF/CREATORS/ FOR " MENTAL ANGUISH/SUFFERING/LOSS OF TIMME & PHYSICAL ABUSE DUE TO " HEIGHTENED BLOOD PRESSURE & RELATED SUNDRY ITEMS". evidently, a " supposed "call from the google ceo one Saturday, some time ago( if it was in fact who he said he was), has not changed anything. the "monopolistic one sided system in vogue( read the many bulletin complaints on the "old " help message board" & combine the "gaggle " of "unsatisfied" current"( read the " hot thing" multitude of streaming "google complaints" on g+ chrome") customers; one must therefore come to only one conclusion( in my opinion & based on pre & existing experience( still can't undo the "double coded" nonsense" I was misled into "allowing"( based on " google reporting a "false attempted unknown sign in; it was from my own metro mobile tel.). google does not care about providing "real/human based caring customer service that is openly accessible, on a real time, instant basis, and that has the "ability" to resolve/repair/fix/undo" all "problems/mistakes/, etc."what have you to "say and actually do about the above.( other then cut off my accessibility/accounts( sadly, I read on the old help board of several " customers(prior), who had "complained& were "locked out".........
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PER " STEVESPEANUTSTHE SQUIREL'S" "PEANUT", ON "GOOGLEBLOGBLAZER", natch; " all "avian predators" fall into the general category of " we criiters wish then nothing but bad kharma & a " quick, violent death", just as "they" dish out to us "helpless inoffensive wild critters". if dinoaurs had been " vegans", then "bird brains" would not " hunt us to death"> as " Judge Judy says, " if I was only 5'6"( paraphrasing?). so, sit on it, stuff that into your pipe* "may the bird of paradise sh*t on your head( paraphrasing late, great " JOHHNY CARSON"),
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PER " STEVESPEANUTSTHE SQUIREL'S" "PEANUT", ON "GOOGLEBLOGBLAZER", natch; " all "avian predators" fall into the general category of " we criiters wish then nothing but bad kharma & a " quick, violent death", just as "they" dish out to us "helpless inoffensive wild critters". if dinoaurs had been " vegans", then "bird brains" would not " hunt us to death"> as " Judge Judy says, " if I was only 5'6"( paraphrasing?). so, sit on it, stuff that into your pipe* "may the bird of paradise sh*t on your head( paraphrasing late, great " JOHHNY CARSON"),
Posted by STEVESPEANUTSTHESQUIRREL at 5:09 AM
Google+google =/google chrome is in my humble opinion), the " most frustrating/poorly designed internet service from a customer service point of view/ and a " nightmare if one " allows " Google to "take over" all your "internet sign in accounts" ..if only "I" had the "dough" of ""GATES/BUFFET/( EVEN A "REPUBLICAN DYNASTY), I WOULD " SUE "GOOGLE" AND IT'S ENTIRE STAFF/CREATORS/ FOR " MENTAL ANGUISH/SUFFERING/LOSS OF TIMME & PHYSICAL ABUSE DUE TO " HEIGHTENED BLOOD PRESSURE & RELATED SUNDRY ITEMS". evidently, a " supposed "call from the google ceo one Saturday, some time ago( if it was in fact who he said he was), has not changed anything. the "monopolistic one sided system in vogue( read the many bulletin complaints on the "old " help message board" & combine the "gaggle " of "unsatisfied" current"( read the " hot thing" multitude of streaming "google complaints" on g+ chrome") customers; one must therefore come to only one conclusion( in my opinion & based on pre & existing experience( still can't undo the "double coded" nonsense" I was misled into "allowing"( based on " google reporting a "false attempted unknown sign in; it was from my own metro mobile tel.). google does not care about providing "real/human based caring customer service that is openly accessible, on a real time, instant basis, and that has the "ability" to resolve/repair/fix/undo" all "problems/mistakes/, etc."what have you to "say and actually do about the above.( other then cut off my accessibility/accounts( sadly, I read on the old help board of several " customers(prior), who had "complained& were "locked out".........
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