REALITY 101: " DEFINITION OF "FRIEND"( MERIAM-WEBSTER DICTIONARY): Definition of FRIEND 1a : one attached to another by affection or esteem b : acquaintance; FOR "DOUBTING THOMAS'S," GOOGLE IT". DILEMA( MY POINT OF VIEW): IF "FACEBOOK" CREDITS ME W/ SAY, 24 "FRIENDS"( i ACTUALLY SPOKE TO A NOW" UNFRIEND" RECENTLY, WHO IS TOURING IN "CHINA", WHO " CALLED" ME ON "TEL"...{}TEXTING DOES NOT COUNT{}...." I "NEVER MET, OR SPOKE WITH" MY "LIST OF FACEBOOK FRIENDS..ACTUALLY, JUST "LUCKED" ACROSS THEM ON "FACEBOOK"..POINT" IF THERE IS NO SUBSTANCE OR MEANING TO THE CONCEPT OF " FRIEND" AS PRESENTED BY " FACEBOOK", JUST WHAT IS THIS ALL ABOUT, BUB?? POINT TO PONDER" IF "CREATOR'S "IPO" IS BASED ON " NON SEQUITORS, NOT ACTUAL "WORKING, ACCEPTED BY "ESTABLISHED DICTIONARIES OF SUBSTANCE, DEFINITION, THAN "SPOCK" LOGIC WOULD SUGGEST : NO SUBSTANCE TO "FACEBOOK FRIEND" CONCEPT.THERFORE, NO "REAL WORTH TO THE STOCK/IPO( AS OF TODAY,I BELIEVE WALL ST. REFLECTED "LOWESTEST EVER, LOSS OF 1/3 IPO PRICE)( REMEMBER , INVESTOR "OUTCRY, POSSIBLE ONGOING INVESTIGATIONS AS TO "PRESENTATION/PRICING OF "IPO")..WHAT DOES ONE ACTUALLY GET WITH "FREE FACEBOOK"? WHAT DOES FOUNDER ZUCKENBERG (IS IT SPELLED RIGHT) ACTUALLY GET OUT OF THE DEAL( LOTS OF $$$$, ONE MIGHT THINK?? WHAT ABOUT " YOUR "FREE SHARED INFO, STAT'S, PIC'S, ACTUAL " REAL WORLD FAMILY/FRIENDS "LIST?? AND WHAT OR HOW IS THAT " BUNDLE OF INFO " USED BY "FACEBOOK"..ANSWER: GO AHEAD AND " GOOGLE " IT.. I WON'T PROVIDE ANY THOUGHTS..LIKE THE " DIVINE WIND " JAPANESE WW II "KAMIKAZE", I MAY HAVE PROVIDED THE MEANS TO MY "DEMISE" AFTER PUBLISHING THIS LITTLE "DITTY". SO, WHY ??? ANSWER: " DON'T REQUIRE " FACEBOOK" TO "PROVIDE " ARTIFICIAL FRIENDS", LIKE "ARTIFICIAL FLOWERS", THEY LOOK GOOD, REQUIRE NO SUSTANENCE, & MAY ACTUALLY " LAST FOREVER"( WITH NO SACRIFICE OF PRIVACY). "THE CAT'S MEOW"...."FRIEND" DEMISE":"MY BFF SAYS":