"PEANUTS ADVICE COLUMN": "DILEMA" : TO BE OR NOT TO BE??.For all u literary geniuses& afficiando's, don't expect " BILL SHAKESPEARE RIGHT HERE"..Rather, come fly w/me on an imaginary trip to 4th dimension of your mind. WHEN, I PONDER, IS ENOUGH TRUELY ENOUGH. Does one have to ingest "68 hotdogs w/buns b4 exploding. does one have to xperience constant media  "assaut" by both "candidates", whose rhetoric is self-serving: re-elect me, servu ple, or elect me, old chum, not not those bums in Mass.,por favor. Either way, the "truths vs, lies" ads get harder to digest, let alone dicipher. Sigh, will Judge Judy plz come to the " CAPITOL BLDG., THE AMERICAN PUBLIC NEEDS U TO DECIDE WHO "SPEAKS W/ A FORKED TONGUE"..OH, JUDGE JOE BROWN, UR INVITED , TOO. BOTH OF U ARE "HONEST, OF IMPECCABLE CHARACTER, & ABOVE REPROACH, IN MY HUMBLE OPINION( JUST ASK THE FEMALE FAMILY(DAUGHTER) LAWYER; SHE DOESN'T LIE, EVER..SO much for "testimonials". One last thought, "would both "JUDGES" accept the 2 highest offices in America, if there was a quorum of voters?. If either has the time, i need a bit of "helping advice, too". It's written?, no one's beyond help..I bet the Capt ot the TITANIC didn't think this thought while sinking...Speaking of disasters, forget the Great Whites off San Fran., better watch out for "highly radioactive" substances floatin ashore, & what dummy would knowlingly eat the Pacific fish caught there, plz note, Jap Minister already ordered refiring of "REACTORS, at least 1 already online..others to follow..where are the safety improvements..read "COLLUSION OF BLAME" articles on internet..Have u heard its in the Stars, next July we collide w/Mars( the song,sung by "FRANK)not the Mayans or Nostradamus, plz.. Clock keeps ticking..time to take a beating( not xctly how the ad goes for Timex)..ADIOS..ZZZZZZZZZZZ