"SQUIRRELS'S LAMENT": MODERN AGE OF INTERNET/WORLDWIDE DOMAIN IS "NUTS.. BAH HUMBUG TOO. SEEMS AN "IDIOT" CAN BECOME AN "INSTANT FAMOUS YOU TUBER"; WHO REMEBERS LATE " ANDY WHARHOL'S " "15" MINUTES OF FAME" TAG, REFERRING TO ANYBODY SEEKING TO BECOME NOTICED ON A " MEDIA" SOURCE" SUCH AS OLD FASHIONED TELEVISION/RADIO". THER'S THE "TAG", ( ANOTHER "GEM" OF A "NEW AGE TERM"(A TAG BELONGS ON A DOG OR CAT..DEFINITELY NOT FOR SQUIRRELS,,WE " KNOW WHERE WE LIVE" & WE(XCEPT ME) DO NOT " BELONG" TO ANY "HUMANOIDS"). JUST SAW A " BABY'S HEAD STICKING OUT OF A "MEN'S SUIT", THE "BRIAN STORM OF A " MOM", WITH : a)too much time on her hands;(b) a "messed up relationship"; (c)no meaningful employment; (d)(my personal favorite) a few "screws lose or a cylinder misfiring. Never would have "garnered access" to public media back in the day.. Are News/internet/Media providers so " hardup for "things" to " fill time slots", or just do not have enough " original, deep, worthwhile stories to report( forget sensational " murder/sex crime/terrorist type related events that keep re-cycling). SQUIRRELS DO NOT "SEEK" ATTENTION ON PUBLIC VENUES. SQUIRRELS HAVE "DOWN TO EARTH EGOS" & A " TIME TESTED VALUE SYSTEM" IN PRACTICE.. NO HUMANOIDS NEED APPLY. OUR "CLOSELY KNIT SOCIETY" FUNCTIONS WITHOUT " INTERFERENCE BY OTHERS". WE HAVE ENOUGH "TROUBLE" SURVIVING DAILY " CRAZED HUMANOID DRIVERS", SPEEDING DOWN SIDE ROADS, MAIN ROADS, ANY ROADS; SELFISHLY " TEXTING, APPLYING MAKE UP, EATING, TALKING ON MOBLIE TEL., EVEN FARTING? (SHADES OF " GEORGE CARLIN"). DONE..NAP TIME..ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ